Hello, we’ve been a bit lackadaisical at Wondercat for various reasons that will be posted about soon.
Remember the ongoing alcohol and hangovers experiment? we have results for trials 2-4…
Trials 2 and 3 were conducted in Brighton (which will be posted about soon). Despite our advancing years we managed two consecutive nights of drinking and dancing (I never considered the additive effects of consecutive trials, I may need to update my protocols). Sparing you the gory details for another time, this is all about the experiment after all…
Things were still going as predicted. Hangover was just tiredness really so it seemed that still being drunk the next day confers hangover protection. Damage to property is consistant with normal wear and tear…all going great! So very pleased with the results!
Then…
Trial 4: Kimmer’s birthday drinks
Who knew we would end up dancing? It wasn’t in the original plan, so I didn’t accessorise accordingly.
Alcohol consumed = so many bad things…Socio Rehab provided many cocktails (my new favourites being the Beyonce Diet Lemonade and the Screwball Martini). A Jagerbomb or twelve (or a *insert random alcohol* bomb-don’t ask it got confusing, just because you put in in a shot glass doesn’t make it a *something* bomb…a vodka and redbull is a vodka and redbull no matter how you serve it) was ingested through the evening.
Morning Status = Still Drunk
Hangover = Feel fine
Signs of Debauchery = Oh sweet Jesbudallah!
I managed, despite feeling terribly nauseated, to avoid vomiting in the taxi…this self control didn’t last to the front door…there is a grid on our street with most my internal organs down it (so exquisitely sophisticated, my head is hung).
Worst of all I LOST THIS!!!!!!!
MY TIFFANY RING!!! IT’S GONE!!!! LOST FOREVER SOMEWHERE!!!
I AM SO DEVASTATED!!! I GOT IT ON MY HONEYMOON!!!!