#1 Cat Detective Agency: Flying Spaghetti Monster…your noodly appendage is far reaching!

9 Jun

The Pirate Party has won a seat in the European Parliment!!

As we know pirates are considered divine beings to Pastafarians…they truly emulate the flying spaghetti monster.

Unfortunately their numbers have been in decline since the 1800’s…for this, the FSM has punished the world by causing global warming.

It is disrespectful to teach the ways of the FSM while not wearing full pirate regalia…so

The Pirate Party must be gaining power to spead the word of Pastafarianism to the masses!!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster may forgive the world for the decline in pirates and stablize the global climate!!!  HURAH!

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, MAY YOUR NOODLY APPENDAGE REACH FAR AND WIDE!

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