#1 Cat detective Agency: DEATH BY BANJO!

22 Jun

The trial starts today of a man who killed a gay man with a banjo…

OK, OK…I know…it’s one of them stories that is really horrific but you still have to giggle at the mental imagery.

Ferdinand Ambach is accused of beating Ronald Brown round the head with a banjo before repeatedly shoving the banjo neck down his throat!

If it’s true…he’s a bad man!  But…I don’t know the circumstances so maybe it was self defence…maybe Brown was a really, really bad banjo player?!

Anyways, the kerfuffle seems to have arised after the men met in a bar and went home…Brown mistakenly took Ambach for a big ole gayer…

cut to banjo murder death kill.

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