What am I meant to do? Use my penis as a weapon?

20 Jun

Poor Mykie was away again with work last week.  He was staying in the worst Marriott he has ever stayed in and the worst hotel he’s stayed in for a good long while.

Anyways, this isn’t a slag off the hotel post…

When he checked in (after having reservations for two weeks) the snarky faggot of a receptionist was all “Oh, I’m sorry Mr Leong, we don’t have your reservation.  We have one room available but we have to advise you that the balcony door doesn’t lock. We couldn’t put a woman in there but a man should be fine.  You’re on the first floor, you should be OK”.

Besides the ineptitude of losing my booking…WHY WOULD I BE ANY MORE SAFE IF A NE’ER-DO-WELL CLIMBED THE TWO FOOT RAIL (First floor my arse) TO MY BALCONY THAN A WOMAN?

Hello three sleepless nights involving barricading the balcony with anything not nailed to the floor and sleeping with shoes to use as shuriken.

Is this some kind of sexism or discrimination?  Has feminism come so far that it is poor little gay boys that suffer?  Is advising a man that he room is open to the public enough to prevent a lawsuit?


One Response to “What am I meant to do? Use my penis as a weapon?”

  1. Anonymous February 14, 2011 at 5:53 am #

    You’re one fucked up dude.

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